How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures. What’s the difference between a shame and a pity?         If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.  Mark Twain notes... "It is interesting to note that criminals have multiplied of late, and lawyers have also; but I repeat myself."